Only in Japan…

I decided to do a humourous piece on things that you’ll probably only find in Japan.  And definitely not in America.  [A lot of this is offensive, so don't read if you're not interested please.  I am offering a warning.]

- Hoodie sweatshirts with ‘F— You’ written on the hood.

- Magazines, DVDs, and ads with full or partial nudity out in the open.

- The ‘fcuk’ line of clothing.  (Not a typo.  Or, maybe they made a typo to begin with.)

- Underwear models that could be a freshmen in high school.

- Comic books for girls revolving around gay romances.

- Comic book equivelent of porn.

- Porn lying in the school locker room area.  (Twice now…)

- Beer and Cigerette vending machines.

- Love Hotels.  (You pay by the hour, figure it out.)

- Old women cleaning bathrooms when you’re using it… (Awkward)

- Worst use of the English language on ads.  (“Three professional cuts with exceptional happiness leads to a better life.” – Hair Salon)

- Foam or plastic boob costume things.  Or, you can just buy a plastic squishy boob.  (They only come one at at a time…weird.  But they do have multiple sizes.  There was this really weird store…)

 

Yeah.  I could think of more, but I’m out at the moment.  Living in Japan is pretty interesting.

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2 Responses to Only in Japan…

  1. Jon says:

    we have fcuk in the us… or at least on the east coast. “French Connection United Kingdom”

  2. John says:

    I want to visit Japan more and more every time I read an update.

    Paulz0r, you should send me loads of money.

    Weird things there… makes me wonder.

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