Category Archives: Rant

Please open your eyes

Right now we are facing a crisis in our country.  A political crisis.  At this point I have to honestly wonder how our populace can simply go along with out government.  It has never been our responsibility to unquestioningly follow … Continue reading

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THE RAPTURE IS HAPPENING!!

Wait…wait…false alarm.  Bush just rounded up the next band of suspected American terrorists.

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Wal*Mart’s new policy discriminates against ‘UGLY’ people

In what some would call a stunning move, Wal*Mart now allows employees to give preferential treatment to people who are “pretty”, “handsome”, or otherwise “look generally good”.  This comes at a time when K’Mart recently began offering its services at … Continue reading

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Is being gay immoral?

Or, is that a completely outdated question?  Because to call it immoral would hinge on us having an accepted set of moral standards.  In some ways, we do.  Obviously people do not normally accept, say, murder as a moral thing … Continue reading

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Abercrombie & Fitch / Hollister do not make you fashionable

    These days the way teenagers slave away for some stores is ridiculous.  If you like A&F, Hollister, etc…fine.  Buy their clothes.  Wear their clothes.  I completely and totally advocate personal freedoms and things that would satisfy people without compromising … Continue reading

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What does ‘adult’ mean?

When I grow up, I want to be (INSERT JOB).  Isn’t that what kids tell each other?  That when they grow up they have these great plans on what they want to spend the rest of their lives doing?  Well, … Continue reading

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You’ve got it all wrong (congrats?)

The American political system is flawed.  Is it beyond salvage?  Possibly.  Why have we not heard more about Kucinich, Gravel, Paul?  Because our Media is corrupt.  Media’s job (and only job) is to advocate for the people.  They have failed … Continue reading

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Hey-yo, did you hear?

Scientologists think Jesus was not only homosexual, but also a blatant pedophile prone to bouts of rage. Article VIII out of the writings of Hubbard or something.  Scientology is the absolutely craziest cult on earth.  Yes, I do believe it … Continue reading

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Letter to the Beacon Editor (UNRATED EDITION)

I will submit this to the Beacon, but I’ll also be toning it down because it’s rather harsh and biting.  But hey, if they’re going to be blatantly ignorant about subjects and then pass it off as so called “good … Continue reading

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I’m ready to clear up a few things

1) I’m gay.  Honestly, I don’t even see how this is a big issue anymore.  This isn’t some choice I made when I woke up one morning, this isn’t being a pervert, this is who I am.  I am Caucasian.  … Continue reading

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