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		<title>Wal*Mart&#8217;s new policy discriminates against &#8216;UGLY&#8217; people</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[In what some would call a stunning move, Wal*Mart now allows employees to give preferential treatment to people who are &#8220;pretty&#8221;, &#8220;handsome&#8221;, or otherwise &#8220;look generally good&#8221;.  This comes at a time when K&#8217;Mart recently began offering its services at cheaper prices to people who are able to be described as &#8220;more fashionable&#8221; and &#8220;with [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In what some would call a stunning move, Wal*Mart now allows employees to give preferential treatment to people who are &#8220;pretty&#8221;, &#8220;handsome&#8221;, or otherwise &#8220;look generally good&#8221;.  This comes at a time when K&#8217;Mart recently began offering its services at cheaper prices to people who are able to be described as &#8220;more fashionable&#8221; and &#8220;with it&#8221; than some of their other staple customers.  Market analysts forsee many discount brands trying to change their image by attracting a cooler demographic to their store and offering perks for those people to shop their.  Stocks in both the corporations rose by at least 2.5% on the NASDAQ following the new policy implementations.</p>
<p>According to other news sources, McDonalds and Burger King are now considering offering discounds to &#8220;significantly underweight&#8221; customers in a similar move.  Old Country Buffet had already tried this tactic last month in what could most certainly be considered a last ditch effort to offer tables to people who were not obese.  Unfortunately their press release left it ambigious whether this was a brand image issue or a money saving tactic for their chairs and flooring after the heavy wear they were seeing.  Even with the incentive though, OCB could not attract a large enough skinny customer base to make continued efforts succesful.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll report any other news from corporate America if I catch whiff of it~</p>
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